Boss Status

Apparently it’s a done deal. Tumblr is now owned by Yahoo.

Lord please have sympathy and forgive my cool young history.

It’s 8:15 AM and I just pulled an all-nighter for an exam that I was supposed to have today at 4:00 PM. I go to look through the syllabus and what do I see?

Final Exam: Wednesday, May 1st at 4:00 PM.

I just pulled an all-nighter for an exam that I don’t have until tomorrow. You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

Got My Acapella Group Audition Tomorrow

I’m singing House of the Rising Sun, in a style loosely based off of Haley Reinhart’s version. Wish me luck!!

Auditioning For An Acapella Group Tomorrow

Anyone wanna throw out some song suggestions please? It should probably show decent range, and I was thinking something fun so I could show personality.

kingsandwich:

if I ever don’t reblog this please assume I am dead

(Source: enochnochjoke)

Tryna Think Of My Favorite All-Time FILMZ

Gotta compile a list at some point for those I need to re-watch every few years; ones that my children will be forced to sit through.

Inception

Slumdog Millionaire

City of God

The Shawshank Redemption

The Lord of the Rings (Trilogy)

Harry Potter (Series)

The Departed

Catch Me If You Can

Forrest Gump

Donnie Darko

Shutter Island

Django Unchained

Beasts of the Southern Wild

End of Watch (Yes, the last 3 are all from 2012)

Finding Nemo

Big Fish

Miracle At St Anna

Letters From Iwo Jima

And that’s all I got off the top of my head. Must. Do this. Soon.

When students hand in a paper without a staple.

professor-anonymous:

My prof just sent me this in an email. This is why I never forget to staple my papers, too many conniving profs just waiting to sabotage your work. “Remember to staple your work, otherwise we might lose some of the pages…”

tyleroakley:

milesjai:

soundlyawake:

I think Kmart just saved their company with one commercial.

THIS IS GOLD.

Perfection.

LOOOOOL

(Source: skarvika)

banmat:

jerkidiot:

in Danish, we don’t say “I love you” we say “hendes fisse skaldet ligesom calliou” which means “you are part of me” and i think that’s really beautiful

I just laughed so incredibly hard for no reason at all.

ganjfl:

this fucking vietnamese resturaunt has been calling me a bitch nigga for like way too long.

jtaimejaime Asked

Questionyou are one of my favourite youtubers c: Answer

Thank you!!

"The greatest trick that the devil ever pulled was convincing women that they look better in their makeup."

— Macklemore

"I’ve got some issues that nobody can see, and all of these emotions are pouring out of me. I’ll bring them to the light for you, it’s only right. This is the soundtrack to my life."

— Kid Cudi